MR. DECEMBER!!

Dear Mr. December,

Take me away for a holiday,

Where my toys don't break.

And I don't have to cry.

No more hearthaches or goodbyes.

Oh, Mr. December.

 

Why do I have to do this?

Why can't life just be easy?

Why can't I just buy happiness of a $1.23?

Why doesn't he love me?

Oh, Mr. December


Please bring me a letter,

Sayin' everythin' is gonna get better in time.

'Cause I can't stand bein' in the dark, anymore.

And I can't stand havin' every toy fall apart-

Before the start-

Oh, Mr. December

 

Why does this happen to me?

Why can't love come and find me?

Why can't every toy stay in shape

For longer than they can keep their lips to themselves!

Or at least to me,

They said they loved me...

 

And I can't keep smilin'

While my boyfriend's dialin'

That other bleach blond girl's number.

So my boyfriend's smilin'

As I am dialin'

Mr. December!

 

Dear Mr.December,

Take me away for a holiday,

Where my toys don't break.

And I don't have to cry.

No more heartbreaks,

no more goodbyes.

Oh.....

Mr. Unfaithful...